۱٫ What has three hands but only one face?
– A clock.
۲٫ Why is the letter “E” so important?
– Because it is the beginning of “everything”!
۳٫ Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?
– Santa Clause.
۴٫ When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
– When you have a hole in your pocket!
۵٫ Where can you always find money?
– In a dictionary.
۶٫ Why do fish live in water?
– Because cats cannot swim!
۷٫ What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?
– A blackboard.
۸٫ Why are grandpa’s false teeth like stars?
– Because they come out at night!
۹٫ What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?
– The word “wrong”!